So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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