We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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