I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
