Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
True college students do jello shots in the library
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