Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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