So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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