Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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