my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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