Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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