Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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