Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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