Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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