im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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