I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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