I swear she didn't look like that last week.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
where are my eyebrows?
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