Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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