As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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