She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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