I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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