I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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