'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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