new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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