he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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