I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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