Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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