I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Its about making memories worth repressing
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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