yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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