Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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