So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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