You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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