yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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