I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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