I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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