I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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