so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
