His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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