If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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