I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
All the doctor said was why
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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