Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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