i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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