Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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