its not stalking. its research.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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