you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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