windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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