Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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