i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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