your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
two words: eviction party
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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