please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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