And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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