im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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