Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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