So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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