these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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