So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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